Monday, September 05, 2005

Watch out, friends....


There's a new terror happening all over the USA. It's extremely deadly, and is prone to happening near quick-e-marts and nasty bathrooms... basically anything near a gas station.

If you think you or a friend may be experiencing this chronic disease, please call 1-800-werbeingscrewed.

1 comment:

Darion said...

You Europeans and your kooky metrics system... it makes me laugh. ;)
Yeah, we don't have much to complain about in comparison!