Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Heartbreak Make Me a Dancer

Dear sweet baby Jesus - why did you make Sophie so perfect?
XO!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Britney puts on a wild show!!!

Wow! Just wow. Insane and visually stunning!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Amazing view from my hotel

Sunny and gorgeous in downtown Vancouver!
P. S. Twilight kids are all sparkles today.

Friday, April 10, 2009

An Evening With Mr. Edison

Mom is turning the big 6-0 ya'll! To celebrate her milestone birthday I asked her to fly out so I could show her the sights and treat her to a fun, amazing birthday weekend, like only LA (and a slightly crazy son) can provide!

We started with The Edison as soon as she landed - my favorite new bar/club in downtown Los Angeles. It was Thomas Edison's old lab around the turn of the century, and they recently converted it into an amazing club - complete with his old restored equipment. I can't begin to describe how cool it is.
Mom of course dressed the part - it's a 1920's classy, dressy theme, and she did it up right! Performing that night was Big Willie's Burlesque!
Some people thought Mom was hired to be there for the club. So fun!
Awwwww. ;)
My amazing friend Peter came by to meet the infamous Mama Lowenstein, and also so I wasn't the only supertall dude there. ;)
"Doncha wish ur girlfriend was HOT like me..."
I have a love/hate relationship with Peter and Tara - they both are super amazing, fun, cool people, but dammit they can't take a bad photo to save their life. It's not fair! ;) PJ, whatcha lookin' at budddddy?
Mom made random friends! Hi peoples!
The always fun, amazing, and of course hawt Angelina and Sebastian came, my fellow Gemini troublemakers... ;)
How cute are they?? It's tough hanging with models all the time, but you know, you make do.
Sebastian's "Things To Do Before I Die" list is now one item smaller. ;)
Did I mention that girls seem to lurve his booty?
GIRLS! He's a person, not an object! Seriously! HIS EYES ARE UP... there... somewheres...
Ahem...

Later on Mom became BFF's with the Absinth-toting fairy girl:Who promptly gave her a free shot, in it's own little elixir glass. Fairy chicks always did like mom!

Mom figured she'd try a sip:
And it proved to be most funny. You see, Moms doesn't drink much, and well....
"WTF... What the... Darion... WTF is this? I thought you said it was lemonade made by fairies and was full of Angel rainbows mixed with hugs and bunny kisses?"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that's gooooooood lemonade! Yummm!"
"Oh... OMG... OHFMG.... WHAT IS THAT BURNING??? MY SPLEEEEEEN!"

Itrigued by the word Burning, I promptly prepared to take a shot:
"OH SHIZZ, YA'LL GON' REGRET THAT SHIZZ!"
"....Meh." "GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG"
".... Meh. Alcohol lost all effect on me. Thanks LA."
"OMFG AFTERBURN MY LUNGS, THEY BE ON FIRE AND SUCH! LORD HAVE MERCY BABY JESUS!"

As Mom calmed down and remembered why she didn't drink, we posed for some fun group photos:
From left: PJ, Peter, Tara, Mom, TallFreakyManGiant.
Why everyone is reacting to each other and why I'm stonecold is unknown; will the records show that I am holding a bottle of water in my hands."GURL BabyMommaJ, how you be fittin' that big ass boy up in here? You just a lil thing! Dayumn."

Granted, Tara has never spoken like that in her life, but I find it's much more entertaining. Sorry T. ;)

We almost made it through the night without mom sharing an "I was in labor for 100 billion hours" story, but alas, it wasn't meant to be.
It was an amazing night and such a fantastic way to start off Mom's 60th (!!) birthday weekend! HUGE shout out to my amazing friends who came downtown to party with us - Peter, Angelina, Sebastian, Tara, PJ - ya'll friggin ROCK! Adoption papers in the mail. XO

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Friday, April 03, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Portia De Rossi's PSA

ROTFLMAO! OMG I didn't think I could love Portia any more... I was wrong!! :)

Fw: Sitting next to Liv Tyler at the lig

15 mins back in LA and I am already running into celebs. God I love LA!!!! :) and OMG Liv is gorgeous in person!

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

In beautiful downtown Vancouver...

Here for work again. Beautiful city! Unfortch I don't have much time to enjoy it!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Eating Indian at Tantra with dad in Silverlake

OMG so good and WHY do I always overeat Indian???
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Saturday, February 21, 2009

See the Hollywood sign from my bed!

Yeah, I will be using that pickup line a lot.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Thursday, February 05, 2009

In gorgeous and sunny San Diego for work

So nice! 67 out, but now I head to a desk...

Monday, February 02, 2009

Made it to Vancouver...

The view from my suite rocks!! It is hella cold here tho. Omg.
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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Bday Party, Vegas Style!

This weekend I had an AMAZING time partying it up in Vegas! My boy Fred was turning 29ish and and 46(!!) of his closest friends came out to party it up with him!

It was so much fun, many amazing photos, some hilarious, some really can't be blogged. ;) Friday night started off with a suite party at our hotel - THEhotel at Mandalay Bay!
W/Chad & Brad - and probably the last picture taken with my liver still in working order. C'est la vie...

I wasn't too camera happy on Friday night (WTF, right?), but we did head out later that night for some dancing:
W/the gorgeous Jenn who was a professional dancer and was deff professionally amazing.
Chad and I got all Street when Sasha Fierce was on, ya'll!
W/the two Chads! :D

It was a really fun night that kept going and going and ended in the wee hours of the morning... it was clear this was going to be an amazing weekend and I had already decided that Fred & Jason had great friends.
Look kids, Vegas during the daylight! It's notsopretty.

After Brad and I hit up the Caesar's Forum shops, we had dinner that night at House of Blues, where I will forever heart my newest BFF's Mike and Erin:
As they practically shouted "OMFG It's Jamy Winehouse!" when they saw me at dinner - yep they recognized me from Halloween. How funny is that? They were so cool to hang out with and it was great to get to know them better out of costume - altho I suppose Jamy might be a bit more fun to hang out with then lil ol' me. ;)

After dinner we stopped at Mix at the top of Mandalay, it's one of the best views in Vegas:
Such a great view! Plus we seriously walked by three plasticsized messes in the bar - they were like walking billboards to not over do plastic surgery. URGH! It was a World Of No in their faces.

Next was another suite party which was a total blast:
Word to the wise: If Fred offers to make you a margarita. Say yes, turn in your keys, and ready the Tylenol for tomorrow. Yum!

Next it was off to The Pussycat Dolls lounge at PURE for their show and more dancing! And because I'm a jackass, I will now give you quotes I heard* while taking these pictures from the lovely Dolls.
*Heard them say, or I fabricated them, you know, whatever
"ANTS IN MY PANTS! SERIOUSLY YOU GUYSSSHHHH!"
"Twelve years of professional ballet and dance, and I now bend and squat for a living. Thanks Mom and Dad!"
"I used to be a hottrannymess, but now I have a bowtie and a flower on my motorcycle hat. This makes me a laaaaddyyyy."
"F***! What are these people doing here? I just wanted to take a bath!"
.... not real.

"SURE! SURE! SUREEEE DEODORANT! WOOOO!"
"OMG you guys, did you hear that last TED keynote? I think I love Al Gore more than spray tans now!"
"F***! Lost my contac again!! Where is it?? F*** F***!!!"
"Sheeeeiiiittttt girl. I gots no idea what that is on yer foot. Try my Dr. Scholls."

Heheh, all stupid jokes aside, they rocked the house and we had a blast. They were really fun to see and put on a great show!
BFF's-X2 Erin & Mike! I later nicknamed them Uma and GI Joe. lol

Next it was on to the outer hangout area of PURE for a bit of dancing...
Jenn and Andrew are so cool! They were a blast to hang with.

With my future ex wife Melanie, who I confessed my undying love for. I think she's used to that.
A few drinks in, and I'm not quite showing my tonsils in every photo yet. lolololol
With Christina and Beth who were soooo funny, I almost dislocated my jaw. You can sorta see it hanging on hinges here.
LOOK OUT BRAD! PAPARAZZI EXTENDO ARM CAM!!! SH**!
Are we in Paris? Parvegas?
Carolina and Rocco were such a cute couple! Doesn't she look like Penelope Cruz? :)
Their amazing peeps came from NYC, Halifax, and elsewhere to celebrate Fred's bday!
I kind of love that Jessica and I are giving the same smirk here. :) We later fought for Melanie's affections... I lost, but the doctors say my arm should heal in 5-6 months. My pride... notsomuch.
W/my gorgeous Venice homegirl Angelina who took some amazing shots and is one hell of a good dancer... P.S. Angelina are you checking out my cleavage? LOVES IT!
It kills me that Erin and I are giving the same "Uh huh." club smirk in this shot. :)
Hi Sexyback? Party of one, your table's ready. Jessica was smokin'! I was going to write a "Repair my car anytime" joke, but really, it was too easy.

The views at PURE were amazing:
A-may-zing. ;)
I fell in lurve with my girls in case you couldn't tell:
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my favorite pic from the trip. LOLOLOL I'm such a dork. Sometimes I wonder how the hell *I* ended up in these ridiculous places with these amazing people. :)

After PURE it was on to Krave - but in a 16 person Hummer Limo:
Which, let me tell you, was kind of insaaaaaneeee. FUN!
I'm deaf now, but you know, it was worth it! :D

At Krave the ceiling acrobatic girls were freaking me out:
"Don't jumppppppp!!!"
Alternate caption: "Gurllllll, there's no $1's in the ceiling. Just sayin'."

Bottle service started and the party really began:
lol! Loves it! Doesn't this look like an ad for a trendy new Vodka? I'll buy 3 bottles! The lovely Marisa knows how to rock the devil horns - a girl after my own heart!
With the Birthday Boy!!! Fred got some great photos. Fun fact about Fred: He once ate a carb, in 2003. ;) Aaaand with that I'm gonna stop typing and go to the gym...
We set the dancefloor on fire and danced for many, many hours. It was SO MUCH FUN!

Aaaaaand the acrobatic girls are still freaking me the F out. Seriously, that just doesn't look natural.
"Has anyone seen my wallet? I think it fell out...."
I've decided it's physically impossible for Zara (center) to take a bad photo.

All in all it was an amazing weekend, filled with lots of laughs, tons of dancing, partying, and most of all meeting a ton of incredible new people.
Fred & Jason rock - they sure know how to throw a party!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED! :)